Personal Details

The long-haired red-headed guy with glasses...

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...in other words, if ya wanna get to know me, be with me.

Name: Doug Bates
Sex / Gender: Male / Masculine
Age: 29 years... I think
Height: 6'2"
Race: Human
Decent: Scottish / Irish / German - beats me!
Hair: Long (mid-back), thick, curly, and naturally red
Eyes: Blue (always wearing glasses, also blue)
Weight: 185 lbs
Health: Pretty good. Whoo hoo!
Religion: Don't really think much 'bout it
Marital Status: Single, searching, but cautious
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual. Sorry, fellas!
Bellybutton Orientation: Innie [I hope that wasn't too personal.]
Ticklish: Not very. But don't let that keep you from trying!
Ear wiggling: Yep, I sure can!
Tongue curling: Yep, that too!
Favorite Activities: Hand drumming (middle-eastern styles predominantly), fire dancing, medieval country and court dancing, driving, hot springs, art (plaster masks, pen, pencil, photography, and digital), designing web sites, camping, and meaningful conversation.
Occupation: Computer Consultant
Conveyance: A '91 Plymoth Grand Voyager complete with lots of nifty gadgets including a refrigerator, closet, two beds, and... yes... a kitchen sink.
Home Community: Arvada, CO (USA) with strong ties to Manitou Springs (near Colorado Springs)