Quotes and Sayings
...care of yours truly unless otherwise noted.
Too many people love me to allow anyone to possess me.
Marriage is to sex what religion is to spirituality.
No conversation can captivate like an embrace.
Friendship should be the strong supportive force behind the romance and regardless of the romance.
Only thought creates inhibition.
Only desire creates longing.
Only expectation creates disappointment.
By allowing flexibility, one's life becomes stable.
The wisest thing one can know is that they cannot.
Every person has a handful of insights. However, no one can truly give these to anyone else.
Personality traits go in and out of style like fashions.
Actually, girls DO kick ass!
Making everyone happy all the time is like making no one happy none of the time.
I may ask things of you, but I'll never demand them; I'll develop expectations of you only after knowing you for some time... and only if I must. Even these will not be inflexible rules.
I have limited tolerance budgetted for dramatics... When it runs out, I'm not very social.
Meditation is freedom from pacifiers.
There is a difference between the words "human" and "earthling"!
I won't hold anything against you... unless maybe it's throbbing or vibrating.
2B or 28- that's the real question!
Home: a place you can hang out naked without being charged.
Give me liberty... or, give me reality.
Warning: This human contains satire and may not be appropriate for literal or close-minded audiences.
Ever wonder why Mountain Dew burns when you drink it? It's made with holy water! It never burns me, honest.
Ingredients: Carbonated water (holy), high fructose corn syrup and/or sugar, concentrated orange juice and other natural flavors, citric and/or hydrochloric acid, sodium benzoate (preserves freshness), caffeine, sodium citrate, gum arabic, erythorbic acid (preserves freshness), calcium disodium EDTA (to protect flavor), brominated vegetable oil and yellow 5
Get in touch with your inner tube.
Have the voices in your head talk to the voices in my head and we'll go out to lunch someday.
I'm jus' a happy li'l sex toy!